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Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
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They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Can a white person wear a bonnet to bed?
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
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