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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

At what point does trespassing become self defense? What are the necessary conditions for this line to be crossed from trespassing to self defense?

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why are most people broke?

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

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They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Can a white person wear a bonnet to bed?

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

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